Short, of course, of Lucky Charms, Count Chocula and Frankenberry. The menu is 14 pages long, and it takes at least that long to find exactly the right breakfast – the perfect meal – culled from a collection of dishes that touch on just about every breakfast item that any of us could imagine eating. If you’re heading for a fine, oversized breakfast at Pancakes R Us, give yourself an extra 15 minutes or so.